we're all mad here
November 2011
“But who prays for Satan? Who, in eighteen centuries, has had the common humanity to pray for the one sinner that needed it most?”
—Mark Twain (via ashleysunshine32)
October 2011
Imagine when the Potter generation spawns and like, 90% of children will have a HP-related name.
Like… they go to school and the teachers read through the list of names and be like. “Wtf is this, why is half of my class named Severus.”
“Albus Severus James Lily Sirius Regulus Jones, SIT DOWN.”
NO. DRACO. YOU MAY NOT KISS HERMIONE. I DON’T CARE IF YOUR PARENTS ARE DROMIONE SHIPPERS.
”TEACHER, SEVERUS WON’T STOP LOOKING AT ME!” ” Lily, don’t look back.”
hi Katie, i am also familiar with threesomes with animals of dinosaur decent, i fucked a dolphin once.
Well that sounds exciting.
